Urban Mixer Weekly : February 19, 2007
Work it all week February 19th - 25th, 2007
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The egos have landed!
The Urban Mixers are ready to hit the town like a middle-aged American diva hitting small-town Malawi. Lock up your daughters, and your sons too, because we’re on the prowl and we have no intention of going home alone! Although we bar the line at adoption: very creepy in that bad-Liberace way.
Do you believe in love? Well I got something to say about it, and it goes something like this:
You’re not gonna find it in your darkened living room, honey!
Strap on the leather, snap on the lycra, or cram into the corset (gentlemen, think structured Belgian wools) and prepare to move your body at some of the best nights out we’ve seen all week!
You have a tale to tell
About the Urban Well
I’m waiting for your call
Won’t you email me at all?
You know we love gossip, and we know you live to tell it. Tell it to me HERE [raj@urbanmixer.com] and if you turn me on to a great new event or venue I’ll get you a beautiful Urban Mixer tee. No guarantees it’ll fit over the cone bra, though.
Add a friend
With you she’s not a loner, with you she’s on the town
And when she needs a friend handy, you’re right there, hangin’ round.
We see that you are hungry for a social life outstanding
The best way for us to give you that is to allow your band in
You bring us friends from far and wide and you should feel a special pride
In a world you’re out to conquer, and devour, not just abide
And so we let you bring your friends
To all our parties, in the end
We understand that there could be
Ten more we’d love to see
Love is understanding
It’s hard to believe life can be so demanding
I’m sending out an S.O.S.
Pass this along to your friends and baby we’ll do the rest
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And now, rising from a trapdoor like a gigantic, yet tasteful, disco-mirrored crucifix, is this week’s immaculate collection of this city’s finest social events.
Some guests email, some guests on bail
I think they’re o.k.
They always have the greatest stories
‘Fore they get put away.
Guests may come and guests may go
And that’s all right you see
The Urban Mixer’s made me rich
And now they’re after me
Raj Taneja
Crazy for you!
phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
… the cure for the common social life
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