Urban Mixer Weekly : March 19th, 2007
Welcome to the week of March 19th - 25th, 2007. Seven Days to schmoose them all, seven to wine & dine them, seven days to show my balls, seven days to shine them!
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Billiards, people. I’m talking billiard balls. You have such naughty minds! Heh, that’s what I like about you.
I like you so much I and my new staff worked right through my This Is Dublin hangover and sifted through the entire space-time continuum to find the very best reasons to get out of the house for the coming seven days. Did I mention that Stephen Hawking is interning with the Urban Mixer? It works with his social life: around Cambridge he’s known as the king of karaoke. Steve is in charge of our elite tech force of specially-bred Spartans; they were raised on an isolated island off the coast of Palo Alto. At birth, they were inspected, and if they were flawed in any way they were rejected, sent off the island, and forced into working for Microsoft. From the age of two, they have been trained in social computing applications, taught that designing a wicked Facebook page was the highest calling. Now, they are the finest force that LavaLife has ever seen.
SPY FOR US
All elite forces need their scouts; they’re the eyes and ears of the city-state of Urban Mixer. If you think you’ve got what it takes and you want to be all you can be, click HERE and let Stephen and his Spartans know about an upcoming event; if you’re the first, we’ll send you an Urban Mixer tee, perfect armor for those days when Love is a Battlefield.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
This isn’t top secret. Don’t keep it to yourself: spread the word! Use our patented “Send this page to somebody” Button to let your friends know about us. Stephen and his Spartans have greased the very tubes of the Internet to make socializing with your pals as easy as clicking a button with one finger.
Seven wonders of the world. Seven Sisters. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Seven days of the Pretty City and its pretty citizens giving their all for you.
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300? That’s nothing: I’ve got an army ten thousand strong! Urban Mixers are an irresistible force, and we do not fear the Persian warriors: we date their sisters! Come join the elitest-iest combat unit in the War of the Sexes at www.urbanmixer.com.
Raj Taneja
Leonidas? Hell no: he asked me to just call him Leo.
phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
… the cure for the common social life
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