Urban Mixer Weekly : March 26th, 2007
Behold the blossoming of the fragrant and fanciful week of March 26th - April 1st.
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Gee, I guess I’d better lay off the nectar, eh. Hey Tink! Gimme a boilermaker! Still, I can’t help but get carried away: once the cherry trees start to blossom and the virgins herald my arrival at Bar None by throwing crocuses in my path I come over all Gene Kelly in “Singin’ in the Rain,” with a side of Oberon. Now that Spring is unequivocally here, let’s get together and work out some of that Spring Fever on Saturday or any other night of the week.
SPY FOR US
We’ve seen you flitting about the social scene; you’re a supernatural force in your own right, but don’t keep it to yourself. If your delicately pointed ears pick up news of an Urban Mixer-worthy event, email me HERE. If the elves approve, they will not only repair all the boots in your shop and spin straw into gold but also, and more impressively, they’ll send you an Urban Mixer t-shirt made from cotton recycled from the blessed Q-tips of Avalon.
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You meet the damndest people at the Urban Mixer. Allow me to introduce Aeval: she’s the Fairy Queen of Munster (gee, I always thought that was Lily!) and plays magistrate at a supersecret midnight court where husbands are charged with failing to satisfy their wives’s sexual needs. Naturally, someone of your skills and standards will never meet her in court, but it can’t hurt to get on her good side anyway. Come join the dance at www.urbanmixer.com.
Raj Taneja
Elfin? El-FINE!
phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
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