Urban Mixer Weekly : October 29, 2007
Draw your favorite chair closer to the circle at the fireside; it’s the week of October 29th - November 4th, 2007 in the dampening darkness of the season. The Urban Mixer is here to keep you warm through the long, dark nights. Pour yourself a warming drink, crack this storied, mystic email open and read within of the devilish delights and fiendish fun we’ve anthologized for you.
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Sometimes it takes a strong dose of one spirit to settle another, so I always take a nip of brandy whenever I’m bothered by the sight of, say, a shrunken head. Which I also keep handy.
On these long nights you just never know what you might run into, so wear your good underwear at all times. Don’t worry if it’s flimsy: at Urban Mixer you can always find someone who will be happy to keep you warm, should your blood be running cold from the sight of a random headless monk or the tab at the city’s finest gothic crypt of delights.
SPY FOR US
As Carnacki the Ghost Finder had his Dodgson, so I need my steady helping hands. I need holy water, I need a silver bullet, I need the Elder Sign, and I need to know where the gates to the universe of pleasure will be opening in the city. If you know about an unspeakably good event, an un-nameably undiscovered boite, or an unutterably hauntingly beautiful new space, click HERE to signal me across the ether. If yours is the first manifestation of this tip, a free Urban Mixer tee will materialize in your space soon.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Scooby and Shaggy wouldn’t dream of heading out in the Mystery Machine without the rest of the gang, and neither would we. Send an invite straight to the ouija board of your best soul-stirring pals, or you can use the “Send this page to somebody” Button of Unearthly Pleasures on the web page of any of our events.
Turn the fireplace up to maximum, pull out the extra blankets and be sure to stock up on warming beverages this ungodly season as the Wild Hunt of the Celts howls down from the mountains with its pack of ghostly hounds, rattling windows and teeth all along the Seawall. Best to make it nice and cosy if you’re looking for company. And if you go out with us and you use that story, you’ll get some:
Lo! ’tis a gala night
Within the lonesome barfly’s reach!
An angel throng, hotties, bedight
In silks, or dressed as for the Nude Beach,
Come out with Urban Mixer, see.
The crowd stares at our rears
While the orchestra breathes fitfully
The music of the spheres.
Come and go in peace, my friend. And hopefully at least a bit of privacy, too. You can hear right through the stall doors at the local club. www.urbanmixer.com!
Raj Taneja
Who ya gonna call? No, seriously, who ya gonna call?
phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com
… the cure for the common social life
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