Ho, ho, ho, pimp! It’s the Week of December 24th – 30th, 2007.
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Hang up your fishnet stockings by the fire with care, because all hell breaks loose if the cat sees those things. To say nothing of what he does with the garterbelt.
It’s the holiday celebration season, so we hope you’re feeling in step, in style, and in season. We’re certainly seasoned, ourselves, along with marinated with good cognac; it keeps us tender when we’re cookin’. And we are sizzling this Yuletide, baby! Is it hot in here, or is it just us?
SPY FOR US
Far be it from us to look you over like a Wal-mart greeter and hazard a guess at your seasonal festivities of choice. I have a staff to keep track of that stuff for me and besides, I’m colour-blind! If you know an exceptional event of any race, colour, creed, ethnicity, or handedness, email me HERE and if it’s calendar-worthy and you’re the first to let me know, old SinterRajj here will put a lovely Urban Mixer shirt under your tree or in your stocking or in the wooden shoes by the foot of your bed or in the basket on the diningroom table or in the middle of the flaming wreath on your little sister’s head (are you sure that’s a good idea? She looks clumsy) or even in your t-shirt drawer.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
This is the time of the year for sharing with loved ones. Or even, in a pinch, liked ones. So why keep something as good as the Urban Mixer to yourself? Forward this email to a friend or twelve and they’ll never make fun of your red nose again, particularly not if they’re having just as much fun! You can also use our patented, top-secret “Send this page to somebody” button on the web page for each individual event.
It’s time for velvet, satin, and tiny portions of enormously fattening foods! Forget decking the halls; decorate yourself! After all, how long does someone spend chatting up your halls anyway? Here’s the Urban Mixer’s choice of the very best this city has to offer this action-packed week. Take your eggnog with a side of Wheaties if you know what’s good for you. This week, it’s all about the glamoura and the stamina. (ouch, sorry).
In a rush? Read the calendars:
Don’t bother telling me: I already know if you’ve been naughty or nice. Why do you think you’re on my list, baby? Raj sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he wishes you wouldn’t try to sneak out like that before dawn…but he’s so over that now!
Raj Taneja
I got Britney panties for her present; she’ll never wear them out!
phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
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